Helpful Aurora Par... on Oct 6, 2017 wrote:

Hey everyone! I wish to call this thread, "All the Heroic Things Your Pirate Can Do - A Poem Battle" but the title obviously wouldn't allow me to do such a long title. This is a poem battle, where we can respond back and forth by saying what all the heroic things your Pirate has done before.

Let me start first. I got this idea from an interesting source and I went along with it. I will not say what the source is, but it is a little interesting and cool at the same time.

All the Heroic Things Your Pirate Can Do

Written by Loyal Alia Carter (Brave Kiley tried to help but it was of no use)

Title made by Loyal Alia Carter

So, I've been a-thinkin'

What in the Spiral I should do.

Should I go a-plunderin'?

I just might have, too!

But this be the time to shine!

What good things can ye actually do?

I haven't done much, I admit

But I guess I'll try; oh, what a to-do!

All the heroic things yer Pirate can do:

(Instrumental break with drums)

We...

Clean the poop deck and swab the...

*Alia comes into the room*

Alia: What are you singing about, Kiley? *Looks at notes that Kiley's singing off of*

Kiley: Uh... All th' things yer Pirate can do?

Alia: Clean the poop deck? Swab the poop deck? Kiley, you repeated yourself - you don't do that when you're singing! Alright, let me take over. I've got your back.

*Alia starts singing impromptu*

So I've been thinking

What in the Spiral I should do

Should I help a Pirate during Questing?

I just might have, too!

But this is the time to shine!

What good things can you do?

I try all my best to help,

And you can too!

All the heroic things your Pirate can do!
All the heroic things your Pirate can do!

We...

Help a pirate to Quest,

Show them the ropes and the very best

Strategy from east to the west, west, west!

We...

Take aboard the anchor, we've got to go!
Climb upon the mast with me, I have yet to show!
Take another step or two, then throw, throw, throw!

Leapt starboard, found land, then climbed ashore

We've beat our traveling score

I want to adventure more, more, more!

See a cave, then go in determinedly

There are markings on the walls, don't you see?

Oh, how I feel so free, free, free!

Step up, one foot on the rock and claim

This is our land and it will be the same!

Keep away from consequences of fame, fame, fame!

Stick the inspiring flag in loose ground

The highest point that can be found!

Know that now we're safe and sound, sound, sound!

Head back to our local Tavern to celebrate

Now we're full with the stuff we ate!

Hug each other and congratulate, late, late!

This is our chance!

We can make a difference...

Go home, get some rest

Know that I adventured with the best

I enjoyed our fest, fest, fest!

And I know that our adventures will never be complete

But after all the celebration and things we had to eat

This is a lifetime of adventure; we'll never be defeat.

We'll never be defeat.

We'll never be defeat!

We'll never be defeat.

Hope you like it!

Have fun,

See you piratin' somewhere in the Spiral!