"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be Pirates." – Mark Twain
"But why is the Yum gone?!" - A Pirate in the Spiral
"The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a Pirate." — Bern Williams
"Where there is a sea there are Pirates" – Greek Proverb
"Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Yum!" - Boochbeard's Pirate Crew
"Let's jump on board, and cut them to pieces." – Blackbeard
"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a Pirate, after all." – Johnny Depp
“It is when Pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.” – William Bolitho