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Who's really taking who for a ride?

Have you ever dreamed of riding a majestic steed through the Spiral, only for it to completely ignore your commands? Well, dream no more!


Introducing the all new Stubborn Llama Mount! The Stubborn Llama Mount has a mind of its own, and it’s not moving. With a -60% speed boost, you’ll be the one dragging it along! It also offers incredible benefits such as:

  • A built-in leg workout…because someone has to do the pulling
  • The ultimate test of patience and perseverance
  • A guaranteed way to make your friends question your life choices

So … are you up to the challenge? If so, you can purchase this reluctant ride for just 7,500 Crowns. Don’t miss out on the most difficult mount in the Spiral before it decides to leave the Crown Shop on Wednesday, April 30th!

*Disclaimer: We are not responsible for exhaustion, frustration, or any intense debates with a llama that may occur.*

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What Pirates Are Saying About the Stubborn Llama Mount!

“Who needs a reliable ride when you can have a stubborn one? Not me.” – Virtuous Vanessa
“This mount is teaching me patience… and how to explain tardiness.” – Little Natalie Silver
“Dragging this llama has done more for my strength than any gym membership!” – Darling Jewel


Drag your llama today!